Joker Would Be Proud: The Gunbrella
The Gunbrella is a real Â£10.99 (~$18) product that looks like one of those pop-guns with the flag that comes out that the Joker would point at Batman. Except it's an umbrella. But it does have an auto-open "trigger" so you can still aim it at people and scare them. Just not me, because I WILL wrestle it from you and jam it up your ass. Then pull the trigger. People are gonna think you're wearing a skin hoop skirt!
Thanks to Scott, who has a novelty umbrella that looks like a real gun that ended up getting him tazed by the police once. Did you like it? I'm starting to like it.