Is that A Gun In Your Pants Or Are You Ju-- It Is A Gun?! OH GOD PLEASE DON'T SHOOT
DID THAT CAT TOUCH YOU?!
Seen here using their high school senior portraits as a marketing opportunity, a couple show off their Thunderwear brand hidden gun holsters. Apparently they've existed forever, but this is the first time I've ever heard of them and I'm always packin' heat. Know what I'm saying? I'm saying I get real bad muscle-aches and keep a couple of those hand-warmers in my man-purse. Models range from $45 to $70 depending on size and storage, but they all make a great way to blow your pecker off. Which, despite what your brother might have told you, won't grow back like a starfish tentacle. THANKS A LOT, FRANK.
Thanks to Blaqk Panda, who carries his gun the old fashioned way: on his shoulder while marching in line with the rest of redcoats.