Mar 21 2011Goin' Beefy Crunchy: The New Going Postal

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Picture unrelated, but you've still got to admire that aim.

A man (possibly this one), upset his favorite Taco Bell staple, the Beefy Crunch burrito, skyrocketed in price from a moderate $0.99 to an out-of-this world $1.49, decided to take matters into his own hands. And by matters I mean an Airsoft gun. Then a real one. After that there was a hotel stand-off. OVER EX-VALUE MENU BURRITOS.

Police say a San Antonio Taco Bell customer enraged that the seven burritos he ordered had gone up in price fired an air gun at an employee and later fired an assault rifle at officers before barricading himself into a hotel room.


Police say the man fired on officers during a traffic stop after the restaurant incident.

San Antonio police Sgt. Chris Benavides says officers used tear gas Sunday night to force the man from the hotel room after a three-hour standoff. The man is charged with three counts of attempted capital murder.

DAMN BRO, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT $3.50! Is three counts of attempted capital murder really worth it? WHO THE F*** EATS SEVEN BURRITOS ANYWAY? Maybe if you shed some lb's four burritos would actually do it for you! Jesus, at least tell me there was a flat Baja Blast involved.

Police: Angry Taco Bell customer fires at officers [sfgate]

Thanks to neolardo and Syccness, who did stink-bomb a Burger King once after the cashier told them the shake machine was broken. RIGHTFULLY SO!

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mow mow

Proof that either Taco-bell's meat is still as much of a mystery as it is a mind-control device.

Or that we Americans are and will always be fat-ass grease junkies.

mow mow

DONT YOU JUDGE HIM!

I'm not 100% versed in Texas law, but capital murder typically means a crime suject to the death penalty, or alternaitvely life in prison. It's possible that the punishment (if the man is found guilty) may be reduced because he did not suceed in killing any police officers, but it should be noted that this man engaged in an act which is classified as worthy of the death penalty in just about every U.S. jurisdiction that recognizes the death penalty, during a dispute which (supposedly) arose from $3.50 in additional cost for burritos.

The reality of that statement is so ridiculous that by the time i've reached its end I begin to question whether I've properly read the beginning, and I wrote it.

What a dipshit. Where's this revolt-mentality towards the stuff that actually matters, such as skyrocketing gas prices?

Aint you people got no sense? Obviously, he wa' so pissed 'cuz dat dere damn lock ness monster asked 'em for tree fiddy one too many time! I remember once dat damn monsta ask'd mah wif fo' tree fiddy, and she gave 'em two twenny five! Got damnit woman, don' you know dat if you give dat damn monsta two twenny five, 'es gonna want one twenny five more?

dumb-asses - making airsoft guns harder to buy by the minute. not all airsofters are this stupid....(read) not all of us shoot people over dum shit/carry them around like a real gun. unless you drink our last beer.. then watch your ass

mow mow

@5 Perfect

mow mow

FINALLY he posts one of my tips haha :-P

@6 neither are all Texans but most are. This is how stereotypes start. This is why I would very much like to live in another state

Would figure in my town people go apesh*t over fast food. You should see the lines when they have 1 free taco or burger, etc. Any wonder why we're the fattest city in America. lol

This man is a National Hero.

I salute you Sir.

Pffft.
Americans and their guns.

GW YA NEVER DO FORGET MUH LIL BAJA BLAST, DO YA?

YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL BOUT BAJA BLASTS!

Holy shat! Deadpool would be so proud!

Yeah that guy can lose some weight AND save $3.50 a day in jail.

@3: This gourmet should be put to death as a public service. There is enough trouble in the world without one more redneck blob with a hair trigger temper and entitlement issues.

Also: GOTDANGIT, AH WANTS MAH CHEAP BURRITERS! AH DON'T WORK 40 HOURS A WEEK AT THE MEGALOMART SO'S AH CAN PAY WHOLE DAMN DOLLARS TO STUFF MAH HUGE BLOATED FACE! BWAAAAHHH!

What the hell's someone in Texas going to Taco Bell for?

Holy shit. I wonder how he took the "USDA beef" news....


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They took away his ability to feed himself . . . and you expect a man not to fight back!?!

mow mow

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He would indeed kill for some Taco Bell.

i'd do the same... 89% beef is worth the jail time

I knew the prices at Taco Bell were going to go up after they got sued!!! Thanks a lot greedy bastards. Nobody cares about what Taco Bell meat is, what people care about is how dirt cheap it is. Nobody went on a shooting spree over the quality of Taco Bell but mess with the prices and now there's trouble. Before the price hikes I could find a finger in my Taco Bell but how could I complain when its only .50, but now that the prices are going up people will hear about the nasty shit I find in my Taco Bell.

mow mow your assh*le shut f*ck-chomp! pew pew

HAHA all for $3.50 "DAMN YOU SEA MONSTER I AINT GIVEN YOU NO TREE FIDDY"

three-fiddy! forget that, 2 bullets from an assault rifle cost more than 7 burritos!

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