So apparently â™« Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nickelodeon â™« is rolling out a new TMNT cartoon next year and this is the first look of the re-imagined turtles. As you can see, they have some of the stupidest-looking anime eyes I've ever seen. And that's saying a lot, because one time in middle school I cut my eye with the cover of a comic (I read dangerous as shit!) and had to wear an eyepatch that a friend convinced me to let him draw an anime eyeball on. Only thing is, I never actually bothered checking his handiwork and he opted for a ballsack instead. Talk about a terrible lookin' eye! The kids on the playground would yell Captain Teabag and threw rocks at me!
First Look: The New 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on Nickelodeon [slashfilm]
Thanks to Sam the Slammer and Dottie, who like to crawl around in the sewers at night and play ninja turtles. ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME?! THAT'S DISGUSTING!
Pfft, every bottle opener already has a built-in cap-collector -- it's called the floor. It's pretty awesome. Plus it never misses unless something like a countertop dives in for the catch, in which case, who gives a shit -- you just opened a beer. Chug and repeat!
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This is a video "sneak peek" of the new Nickelodeon TMNT cartoon. I put sneak peek in quotations because 1. it's pretty shitty and 2. I didn't want you to think it was a sneak pee, which is what I do in the alleyway between bars. Also, sometimes in my sleep which is actually ... / Continue →
The Double Circulator is the latest in flatulence-dissipating technology. Just kidding, it's two fans stuck mid-coitus (been there, done that, managed to cover myself with a sheet before the paramedics arrived).
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