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Finally, A Realistic Taser Toy For Children

March 2, 2011 / electricity, gag, give me all your lunch money!, hurting other people, hurting yourself, kids play with the darndest things, kids these days, kids will be kids set things on fire, novelty products, now do it on my face!, shocking(!!!!!!11), you've got to be kidding me

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Children: they like to hurt each other. I remember having rock fights when I was a kid, but that was back in the stone ages (rock joke!). Now kids have electronics, and, FINALLY, a realistic-looking and functional taser toy. That's right, it actually shocks. Some children may never grow hair on their balls! Or keep their lunch money.

  • Ideal joke and monster toy.
  • Get an electric shock by touching the baton when you touch the shock button.
  • You can either shock to get you moving again or give some annoying persons a strong but harmless shock.
  • Reusable and not dangerous if used properly.
  • Great for jokes, fun and play.
  • Adult shock toy, not for children or elders.
  • Built-in flashlight, and it is safe to use if you don't touch the shock button.

Right, it's an "adult shock toy". Please, like I don't already have a car battery and alligator clips in the bedroom. I do is the thing. Plus a backup generator. Just sayin', you ever seen electricity arc between two nipples before? Me neither. But I have rubbed my socks on the carpet and touched my penis to the doorknob. What?! OH LIKE YOU'VE NEVER PLAYED ZEUS BEFORE.

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There are Comments

  • Oh, this taser toy is really made for kids? I really do not know because I never saw this kind of any toys before for kids. By the way I will definitely buy it as soon as possible.

  • On one hand I think a stun gun for kids is just nuts. On the other hand I remember playing cops and robbers. I think if this was a replica defensive phaser from star trek it would be okay, but there is something in my head saying this toy is over the line

  • kind of like a hand shocking device but more evil

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