We Didn't Have That When I Was A Kid!: WoW In-Game Support Helps With Homework Now?
This is allegedly an actual screenshot from a kid who sent the World of Warcraft in-game customer support a calculus problem he needed to finish before he could get his game on (but you were already playing!), and the response he received. Now I failed the everliving shit out of Calculus so I don't know if the answer is right or not, but I do know at least dude here has a scapegoat if he has to write his answer on the chalkboard in front of the whole class.
Teacher: What do you mean 'this is all World of Warcraft Customer Support's fault'? Are you insinuating you didn't work the problem yourself?
Student: Oh she-she. PENIS OUR TEACHER DREW A PENIS ON MY LAST TEST!
Teacher: Excuse me?! That was a 100.
Student: IT WAS A SLOPPY COCK AND BALLS AND YOU KNOW IT!
WoW Customer Support Does Your Math Homework [escapistmagazine]
Thanks to WillC, who once contacted The Sims customer service to differentiate between "your" and "you're" but they left the chat room. PROBABLY TO GO PREY ON TWEENS.