This is a song by mixologist Pogo called 'Murmurs from Middle Earth' created entirely out of chords and vocal samples from the movies. I'm not gonna lie, it's pretty catchy in a 'damn I just wanna shake my ass!' kinda way. Which -- what do you say we all gather in one ring(!!!!!!11) and have a dance contest. You can show off your moves first, but just a heads up: I got a booty-drop that'll rule them all. Well, provided I don't shit my pants on the way down, WHICH HAS HAPPENED. Made the whole bar smell worse than Mordor. Just sayin', I saw a cocktail waitress puke in a tip jar.
Hit the jump, turn the volume up to 11, and turn your cubicle into a Monday Middle Earth Dance Party!
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