Like, for real day -- it's not Photoshopped, it's all modeling. Which -- I'm not gonna lie, those hands are really freaking me out. Reminds me of when I was a kid and used to take the arms off my G.I. Joe's and swap them. We all did, amirite? Also, replace Sergeant Slaughter's torso with Scarlett's. HEY SERGEANT -- NICE BEWBS! Haha, what do you mean, "drop and give you 20?" Push-ups or sit-ups? Cause I'll do at least 30 sit-ups if you bend over and hold my feet. Just a heads up though -- a boner: I'm gonna pop one. Possibly two.
Thanks to Dingo, who -- drop the 'g' and you've got yourself a date!