PewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPew (or PPPPPPPPP for short) is a coming soon XBox 360 title controlled by voice input. One player controls the space-ranger's jetpack (presumably by blowing or PSSHOOOOOOWing) while the other controls his laser blaster by repeatedly spitting 'PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW!' into a microphone. Sounds fun, amirite? It does. For a half-hour. Then it sounds like cotton-mouth and a headache plus -- PLUS -- an annoyed roommate shoving a mic up your ass. You ever heard an amplified fart before? It's something you don't soon forget. Just sayin', Public Speaking 101, spring semester 2002. Girl was so embarrassed she dropped the class.
Hit the jump for two demos: one adults, one children, both painful.
Thanks to Ford, Jordan B, jdivo and Alexis, who yell 'PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW!' no matter what game they're playing because they're convinced it gives them an advantage.