Well Star Wars Jedi bathrobes already exist, so it was only a matter of time before somebody made Star Trek bathrobes. Available in doodoo-yellow 'Kirk' and baby blue 'Spock' models, each robe will set you back $50. Unless you accidentally let your morning wood hang out the front when you go to grab the paper and all the kids waiting for the school bus see you, in which case it'll cost whatever an indecent exposure ticket goes for (my last was $1,000 plus 90 days in the clink).
Hit the jump for a couple more shots including some close-ups in case you were wondering about the embroidery quality of a $50 robe.
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Kirk and Spock Bathrobes [uberreview]
Thanks to Kevin, but not the one from Wonder Years which is a shame because I would shit my pants if I found out he read Geekologie. This Kevin just gets a little tinkle.
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Note: Video is after the jump because Ke$ha sucks at music.
Somebody (Youtube user MissSheenie) went and searched through original Star Trek footage to sync to Ke$ha's crappy hit 'TiK ToK'. This is the resulting music video. Admittedly, MissSheenie did a great job, but I can... / Continue →
It's not dreaming about Spock staring at you in your skivvies with a quizzical smirk that bothers me, it's the fact that somebody might actually pay $75 for 34-year old USED underwear. What is this, Japan? Kidding -- you know I love you Japan!
Thanks darkfall13... / Continue →