Apparently a new rent-a-girlfriend (not to be confused with rent-a-gamerfriend) website in France is causing a stir, with some claiming it's a glorified escort service, and others claiming it's the best thing that's ever happened to them.
Spoil yourself, rent a girlfriend! This is the line French site Loueunepetiteamie.com uses to convince male visitors to legally rent a female friend, for an hour, an evening, a night or for a weekend.
Tired of being alone? Are you looking for a female companion who can spoil you and make you feel relaxed? Have you tried a bunch of dating sites that left you disappointed? Don't worry, help is just a few clicks away - Loue Une Petite Amie, which translates as "rent a little girlfriend" actually allows guys to rent female companions, legally! The French website assures its clients they have nothing to fear from the law, because this isn't actually prostitution, but a simple case of renting a person...which apparently isn't illegal in France.
Loue Une Petite Amie -- "rent a little girlfriend", that's cute. But if you sign up and they send you anybody taller than a stepping stool I'd be piiiiiiiiiiissed. YOU SAID LITTLE, I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING A SMURF. 3 CRAB-APPLES HIGH DAMMIT!
Controversial Rent-a-Girlfriend Website Proves Big Hit in France [odditycentral]