DO NOT WANT TO CATCH ANY: Guy Gets Series Of 3-D Pokéball Tattoos On Arms

This guy got six Pokéball tattoos down his arm and the area beneath each stuffed with a subdermal implant to make them all appear 3-D. Not really sure what else to say, except rubbing elbows with him would almost certainly make me queasy. Not unlike eating a can of cat food because you lost a bet to eat a whole bowl of dog food without puking. Gambling problems: I have one. Also, a clogged sink and sore throat.

Um, Nice Pokéballs [kotaku]

Thanks to Stephen, who knows a guy with a tattoo of 3-D boobs on his arm but one of the titty implants migrated to dude's armpit. LOLWUT?!