Somebody took the time to write the entire first chapter of 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone' on the wall of a bathroom stall. There's no way anybody could read that top part without standing up and shitting on the floor aside, who the hell does something like this? "Somebody handicapped". Astute observation! That is a handicapped stall, isn't it? What else can we tell about this person? "Probably has hemorrhoids". Why? "Sitting on the toilet for long periods can cause them." What the -- *standing up and flushing* ARE YOU BEING FOR REAL?!
Bathroom Graffiti of the Day [thedailywh.at]
Thanks to Jules, who once used a bar bathroom that had a chapter from Twilight copied in the stall so she set a trashcan full of tampons and toilet paper on fire and burnt it to the ground.
Dammit girl, get a Band-Aid on that finger!
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