Not Kosher: Bacon-Flavored Toothpaste

All my teeth have already rotted out because I pass out drunk on the floor somewhere between the kitchen and living room every night without brushing, but...
February 11, 2011

Batman x Star Wars Characters = This?

Luke, I am your father. Just kidding, he and your mother were shot in a robbery! Ever wonder what a Batman/Ewok lovechild would look like? F*** you're...
February 11, 2011

DU-DU-DU-DUMB: Digital Monopoly Game

Monopoly: we've all cheated at it. Whether it's stealing a couple extra $100's from the bank, insisting you're allowed to put four hotels on a property, or...
February 11, 2011

Rated E: Wii Game Teaches Kid Bad Word

Seen here looking like he might have smeared a little doodie in the middle of his own forehead, Oliver Smith poses with the Wii game that taught...
February 11, 2011

French 'Rent-A-Girlfriend' Website A Success

Apparently a new rent-a-girlfriend (not to be confused with rent-a-gamerfriend) website in France is causing a stir, with some claiming it's a glorified escort service, and others...
February 11, 2011

WOULD CATCH, SNUGGLE: PokéKitty

Would totally catch 'em all. (Does that make me a hoarder?) This is actually a friend of a friend's cat that was amazingly born with the color...
February 11, 2011

Guitar Hero, DJ Hero Franchises Killed Off

Guitar Hero, the franchise that taught us all pushing colored buttons in time to music could make you feel like a badass, has been canceled. *looks at...
February 10, 2011

Low-Budget Live-Action Pokemon Intro

This is a live-action remake of the Pokemon intro (NOT Ninja Turtles) frame-by-frame created by a couple kids with a budget I'd describe as "nonexistent" and video-making...
February 10, 2011

Scientists Develop Actual Thinking Cap

SMART KITTY IS SMART. Also, probably gonna run away. Tired of bein' all stupid? Ditto. My brain's sloopy as a mofro. But now a group of Australian...
February 10, 2011

How Long It Takes To Guess Your Password

This is a lil chart showing the time it takes a hacker's computer to guess your password by random execution. Basically, if you have a six-letter password...
February 10, 2011

Medieval Heavy Metal LEGO Stop Motion Vid

This is a stop motion video featuring a LEGO lumberjack (who looks suspiciously like Gimli) that gets struck by lightning and is granted the power of heavy...
February 10, 2011

Guy's Star Wars Valentine From Girlfriend

STOLEN IDEA WAS STOLEN. Note: Giant version HERE in case you really need a giant version for some reason (weirdo). Now I know what you're thinking, "Damn,...
February 10, 2011

ROBOTS GET THEIR OWN INTERNETS

It's here, it's Skynet, we're all dead. UPDATE: I posted this last week, but since the BBC article came out I've gotten the tip again like a...
February 10, 2011

TETRIS ME, SUCKER! :Tetris Board Game

Tetris Link is a board game (if you can call it that) coming out later this year that combines everybody's two favorite things: the name Tetris, and...
February 9, 2011

Snake Eyes Practicing His Ninja Moves

This is a video of Snake Eyes practicing his ninja-ing in G.I. Joe's highly sophisticated training arena his backyard while being critiqued by a sun sculpture, a...
February 8, 2011

My Dome!: Automatic Head-Shaving Helmet

Suck it, Flowbee! Get it? Cause that shit requires a vacuum! This is an automatic head-shaving helmet invented by some guy named Boris, who doesn't run around...
February 8, 2011

Fore!: Assault Rifle Golf Ball Launching Mod

Certainly brings new meaning to 'shooting the green', amirite?! No? God I hate myself. Own an assault rifle and tired of shooting bullets? Enter the $20 golf-ball...
February 8, 2011

Why So Blue?: The Sun Gettin' His Swerve On

Note: Worthwhile larger version HERE. This is an animated gif that makes the sun appear 3-D. Also, blue. While interesting, what's even more interesting is the UFO...
February 8, 2011

Catholic Church Approves Confession App

Admit it! Admit you've dabbled in witchcraft! $1.99 to have your sins forgiven, not a bad deal! That's right folks, the Catholic Church has officially approved an...
February 8, 2011

Daaaaaw: The Hamster-Ball Powered Mecha

Seen here tormenting a cat instead of laying waste to that Roomba LIKE I SPECIFICALLY YELLED AT HER TO DO, Hammy Princess shows off her Theo Jansen...
February 7, 2011