WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!: Droid Lover
First C3, then Jar-Jar, and next thing you know you're turnin' freaky-ass tricks in a Mos Eisley bathroom stall. It's a slippery slope, bro, and from the looks of things you're at least halfway down with no trees to break your fall. Just remember: some of them aliens got multiple wieners. They're not gonna wanna pay extra!
Hey, We All Like Star Wars But...Damn! [nerdapproved]
Thanks to greg, who agrees there should be a special place in space-prison for droid-f***ers.