Worst Hunter EVER: Man Injures Fox, Fox Shoots Man (Without Human-Hunting Permit!)
I'm not gonna lie bro, you wouldn't stand a chance at 'The Most Dangerous Game'.
The unnamed hunter, who had approached the fox after wounding it from a distance, was in hospital with a leg wound, while the fox made its escape, media said, citing prosecutors from the Grodno region.
"The animal fiercely resisted and in the struggle accidentally pulled the trigger with its paw," one prosecutor was quoted as saying.
Whoa whoa whoa -- prosecutors?! Please tell me they're not trying to put the poor fox in prison. THAT SHIT WAS CLEARLY SELF-DEFENSE!!
Thanks to Max and Bella Meow, who don't hunt for anything but treasure. OMG -- PIRATES!! (Pleaaaaase let me join your crew)