Jan 31 2011WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THERE?!: Octopus Climbing Out Of A Beer Bottle


Ah, mother nature, you never cease to amaze. Except when animals at the zoo have sex right in front of me, then you disgust me to the point of having to look away while I blindly film it with my camera-phone. You know, for posterity. This is a video of an octopus climbing out of the mouth-hole of a beer bottle. Why on earth you'd ever want to leave a beer bottle once you got in it is beyond me, but maybe this guy doesn't drink. But you can better believe he still gets high with Spongebob. But not Patrick (meth-head).

Hit the jump for what I think we can all agree looks like a beer bottle giving birth to a hotdog.

An octopus who lives in a beer bottle [boingboing]

Thanks to Cathryn, who refuses to try to squeeze into anything smaller than a keg.

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C'mon GW stop using posts from wimp.com


that's how I get out of bed everyday.... when I get out of bed

dude that octowhatsit is effin DRUNK! Look at it all walkin backwards!

yeaAah like me last night when I climbed aboard my Beer bottle !

I want to make love to that octopus inside the beer bottle <3

Well done, octopus. You squidged up that much then slid backwards across the sea floor being all chameleon. I'm drunk.


yeah GW! stop posting things on geekologie that you've seen somewhere else on the internet!

... oh wait

Octopuses are amazing!
Wouldn't it be great to have three hearts.


It's Squidbilllies IRL.

who lives in a beer bottle under the sea

I came


So that's where octopi come from!

This gives me an idea to record a projectile ejaculation in slow motion.

16> try playing a facial scene backwards. looks like he's hoovering up xD


Spongebob squeeeeeeze pants!

Octopi are amazing. They're the one that gonna rules the earth soon.

SO unimpressive.

I mean, like who can't shove a bottle up their anu... oh waitaminute.

Seafood and beer, baby.

Seafood and beer.

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I just got a boner...

What does spongebob get high on?...SEAWEED! *snicker*

Rorschach the squid! :D


Hahahahaha! Yuckyyyyy.

And so the DARK GOD CTHULU was born...

bahahah you know that squid probably just woke up like "man, how did i get here?, I don't remember crawling in any bottles last night....oh well " and is making the "am I still little bit drunk...ugggh!..my brain" way back to home ha haha shine on you crazy squid :D

Ahh, great to see all out littering is at least helping someone out... there is a positive side after all.

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