Looks like the Empire Struck HIS Back. ZA-ZA-ZA-ZING!
Not to be outdone by somebody's me-maw with a penchant for twinkly, twinky vampires, this guy went and got a back-covering Star Wars tattoo. As you can see, it's more Empire-inspired and includes characters like Megatron, Harmonica Arm and the Red Ninjas. Huh? WELL OF COURSE I'M QUALIFIED TO BE WRITING GEEKOLOGIE -- I KNOW MY SHIT, OKAY?! See that pile there by the dresser? That was me.
Star Wars Back Tattoo [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Christian, who, despite his name, breaks commandments all the time.