Haha!: Trollin' For Women On Craigslist Fail

This is the conversation between some giant f***ing asshat (see picture) trolling for "Cali girls" on Craigslist and a potential mate. Which -- I say go for her. Unlimited HJ's, just sayin'!

Craigslist Guy Get`s A Phantom Reverse Troll [iambored]

Thanks to LiZ, who doesn't search for hookups on Craigslist because that's what the Geekologie comments section is for. You know, or depressing the everliving hell out of me.

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