What, No Jacuzzi?!: Swiss Army Bathroom

A whole bathroom in a tidy little column, what will they come up with next? *Please say Everlasting Gobstoppers, please say Everlasting Gobstoppers* "No-wipe toilet paper". I'll take it!

The veritable Swiss Army bathroom has 7 rotating modules stacked and skewered to shrink bathroom footprints. Here's how it works: Services are fed from the top of the product through a hole in the ceiling, and waste pipes can be directed through a hole in the floor, or through the wall. It can be installed in a corner (with 100 degree rotation) or you can opt for Centre installation (with continuous rotation for most modules, and 200 degrees for others). Hidden TP and toilet brush storage are built in. Each unit is constructed of 3mm aluminum with 175 color choices in either a matte or gloss finish.

All this can be yours for about $10,000.

There's a diagram highlighting what each module does after the jump, but in case you're too lazy to push the button, I'll just break it down for you: the top two are showers, the third a cistern, fourth and fifth for storage, sixth a sink and seventh a shitter. Now I know what you're thinking -- "a sink AND a shitter, what's the purpose?" Ha, you're asking the wrong damn guy.

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Vertebrae compact bathroom is a bathroom kebab, of sorts [hardwareaisle]

Thanks to Leeman, who refuses to bathe anywhere without a massage option on the shower-head. Hey I'm with you. Feels good.

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