OMG, Michelin Man joined the navy.
I really hope the hat and collar came from an old Halloween costume because otherwise somebody spent waaaaaaaay too much time on their snowman. Me? I've decided not to build one this year. And not just because I moved from D.C. to LA it's gonna be 75-degrees all week, but it is so SUCK IT, Washington -- IN YOUR ROSY-RED, FROSTBITTEN FACE!
Stay Puft Snow Man [uberreview]
Thanks to Tony, who forgot he'd packed his snowballs with gravel before pelting the mailman. I'm, uh, pretty sure that's a federal crime.
This is a $17 ski mask from Amazon that makes you look like the Joker from The Dark Knight. Wear one to scare the hell out of people. Or barbecue in the cold. Perfect for all occasions!*
Hit the jump to see a different, more traditional version that's avai... / Continue →
FULL DISCLOSURE: I'm visiting my family in Alabama for the first time in two and half years so if posting gets sporadic the next couple days it's because I'm catching up with my parents, hanging out with my brother, playing with my nieces, or explaining to my little sister why ... / Continue →
Parenting: you two suck pretty hard at it.
Wheelblades are $248 skis for wheelchairs and strollers designed to make them easily pushable in the snow. Why you'd even want to go out in the snow if you were in a wheelchair or stroller is beyond me, but my guess is it wasn't your... / Continue →