The PS3's Mine!: Magic-Marker Faced Drunk Breaks Into Ex-Roommate's With Sword To Steal Back Television, Video Game Console
Beard: real or Sharpie?
Seen here proving denim's making a comeback, Ricky Lee Kalichun (who looks suspiciously like a short-bus zombie) was arrested after trying to drunkenly break into an old roommate's with his face all markered up and wielding a "large sword". LEARN HOW TO HANDLE YOUR BOOZE, LIGHTWEIGHT!
The victim told police he used to room with Kalichun and had him come up to the apartment. Kalichun then allegedly began unplugging a television and stated that a video game console and some games were his.
The occupants then got Kalichun in the hallway, the affidavit said, and he allegedly pulled out the sword and began swinging at the victim.
Police said they found Kalichun on the fourth floor with a camouflage coat and black marker markings on his face and immediately arrested him.
Dammit Ricky, you didn't even bother fleeing the scene?! You need to learn when to cut your losses on the N64 and go break into somebody else's place -- the night was still young! Who knows, you may even find a current-generation console! Ooooooooor somebody more than willing to stab you with your own sword. WIN/DIE!
Evansville man arrested after alleged sword attack [courierpress]
Thanks to lil co, who once painted her face like an angel and broke in to steal my heart. Better not be for a potion.