I have a German-issued gas mask that I keep on my bookshelf in case shit hits the fan and starts splattering everywhere and smelling all ooky. That one's functional. This one, not so much. But it does look kinda cool in an apocalyptic sort of way.
This is a pure silver ring from Alchemy Gothic, made to order for Manillusion only. Complete with rubber hose and slave ring. We have only two rings, in two different sizes, and will measure them happily for you.
$613 takes a set home, but probably won't protect your fingers from picking up a funk if you've been diddling your partner's privates. Use
hand sanitizer acid.
The Gas Mask Ring For Extreme Hand Gassiness [obviouswinner]
Thanks to Ben, who once pulled a friend's finger and lost smell in both nostrils.
This is a set of Portal themed engagement rings created by DeviantARTist fairyfrog for a couple who are, how should I put this, in the loves. Speaking of the loves -- when I was in sixth grade I liked this girl in my art class but then she called me four-eyes AND BROKE MY CRAP... / Continue →
A whole bathroom in a tidy little column, what will they come up with next? *Please say Everlasting Gobstoppers, please say Everlasting Gobstoppers* "No-wipe toilet paper". I'll take it!
The veritable Swiss Army bathroom has 7 rotating modules stacked and skewered to shrink... / Continue →
There's nothing worse than getting hit by a car riding a bike (but cars can't ride bikes!). Kidding, there are much worse things, like getting hit by a tractor trailer while riding a bike. Missiles and gunfire are also bad. But, starting next year, an airbag helmet might jus... / Continue →