This is a video of a guy popping a single kernel of popcorn using two of Wicked Lasers' 1W "Lightsaber" lasers. Yeah, and it only takes 60-seconds. WTF MAN?! The movie'll be over before your popcorn's ready! *lathering nips with butter sauce*
Hit the jump for a popcorn popping process only suitable for watching the Star Wars prequels.
Popcorn-Making Overkill [geekosystem]
Thanks to Miss Bowser, who pops her popcorn the old fashioned way: with magic. Uh, Miss Bowser? That's not magic that's a microwave.