Look outside, what do you see -- snow? No? Just a masked man mashing a dog turd under your car door handle? Haha, yeah I paid him to do that. Also, let the air out of your tires. This is a fallen AT-AT snow fort allegedly built by a man for his children. Suuuuuure it was. We're all friends here bro, no need to lie.
I know I know the scale is incorrect, but I wanted to be able to climb inside the head and I would have needed heavy machinery to get enough snow to get the body tall enough. I actually measured out my son's big toy AT-AT to get the different parts to the right ratio, but then that all went out the window when I actually started building it in the yard. At least you can crawl into the head (from the back side), through the neck and up a deck on the body. and then slide down it's ass.
Oh man, I remember the first time I visited Hoth and slid down an AT-AT's ass. Get it? I got wasted at Echo Base and mistook him for a dino!
Crashed AT-AT Snow Fort [nerdapproved]
Thanks to Hung Solo, who took the time to tell me he's ridden down a Wampa's ass before. LOLWUT?! Keep that shit to yourself, duder!
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Another Christmas, Another Game You Can Play Using Programmed Christmas Lights Stapled To The Garage Door Of Your HouseRemember last year's 'Christmas Lights Hero' game? Well the same maker of that game developed a different one this year, entitled 'Snowball Blaster'. Which, unlike 'Snowbank Melter', isn't played with your penis. You do get to sit in one of those little rides from outside th... / Continue →
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