Meanwhile, On Hoth: Fallen AT-AT Snow Fort
Look outside, what do you see -- snow? No? Just a masked man mashing a dog turd under your car door handle? Haha, yeah I paid him to do that. Also, let the air out of your tires. This is a fallen AT-AT snow fort allegedly built by a man for his children. Suuuuuure it was. We're all friends here bro, no need to lie.
I know I know the scale is incorrect, but I wanted to be able to climb inside the head and I would have needed heavy machinery to get enough snow to get the body tall enough. I actually measured out my son's big toy AT-AT to get the different parts to the right ratio, but then that all went out the window when I actually started building it in the yard. At least you can crawl into the head (from the back side), through the neck and up a deck on the body. and then slide down it's ass.
Oh man, I remember the first time I visited Hoth and slid down an AT-AT's ass. Get it? I got wasted at Echo Base and mistook him for a dino!
Crashed AT-AT Snow Fort [nerdapproved]
Thanks to Hung Solo, who took the time to tell me he's ridden down a Wampa's ass before. LOLWUT?! Keep that shit to yourself, duder!