This is a video from Pittsburgh earlier this week of a bunch of people who refused to stay inside and enjoy a nice cozy fire and instead decided to plow their cars down an icy hill and smash the shit out of everything in sight and nearly die. Smart! The best performances are the Suburban at the very beginning and the car immediately after, which you'll just have to see to believe. Hit it, Ms. Underwood!
â™« Jesus, take the wheel!
Take it from my hands
Cause I can't do this on my own
I'm letting go
So give me one more chance
To save me from this road I'm on
Jesus, take the wheel! â™«
Both hands, Jesus, BOTH HANDS! What in the -- ARE YOU TEXTING GOD?!
Hit the jump for two versions of the video (the non-Youtube one has better quality).
So you're driving along when all of a sudden you can't stop your car. Shit, you've hit a patch of dreaded black ice -- what do you do? Personally, I'd turn the stereo up to 11 and pump my fist, but that's because I'm a superhero.
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If there's one thing I love in life it's another person's misfortune. A close second is dessert. One time I was scarfing grimace proportions of peach pie a la mode in a restaurant and some guy tripped and busted his face open on the sidewalk. I whip creamed my pants. So thi... / Continue →