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Jurassic Park Theme Played 1,000% Slower

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Note: The most romantic hour of audio to make sweet, prehistoric love to is after the jump.

This is John Williams' iconic theme to Jurassic Park slowed down 1,000%, stretching it out to just under an hour of pure, unadulterated sensuality. Just kidding, I adulterated it right before starting this post. FIRSTIES! Now I wanna hear it played backwards to see if it contains any secret messages about how to actually make dinosaurs. "Step 1: put your penis in one". DAMMIT YOU KNOW I'M STARTING FROM SCRATCH!

Hit the jump and prepare to be lullabied to sleep at your desk.

Must Listen: 'Jurassic Park' Theme Song Slowed Down To Create Hour Long Symphony [slashfilm]

Thanks to Patouh, who once had a friend listen to the entire 'Twilight' soundtrack backwards hoping to hear a secret message from Edward. *facepalm* YOU DON'T NEED FRIENDS LIKE THAT.

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