Got some leftover Christmas money burning a hole in your pocket? Check again. Haha, yeah I stole it when we were sitting next to each other. Also, I think I brushed your wiener. That was probably more action than you got in all of 2010 aside, this is Tokyoflash's latest design, the $200 Kisai Console. As you can see, it looks like it came straight out of a sci-fi movie. Plus I imagine it makes a great ice-breaker when striking up a convo with the ladies.
You: Can I buy you a drink?
Sessy Lady: Sure. Hey -- cool watch!
You: It's not actually a watch -- it's a sessy lady detector.
Sessy Lady: Why's it not going off?
Sessy Lady: Wow, you're a f***ing dork.
You: ...Reimburse me for the drink?
BOOM -- just saved you from even having the opportunity to cheat on your girlfriend! No need to thank me folks, just doing my civic duty. Also, regular duty. HIYO -- blogging from the can again!!
Hit the jump for another shot, a video demonstration (complete with blinky lights!) and another link to the product site.