Enterprise Crew Testing New 'Acid Drive'

This is a short video of the USS Enterprise crew testing their new Acid-Drive. Granted it looks a lot more like an Ecstasy-Drive to me, but what do you expect from a bunch of half-assed Federation subcontractors? SPOILER: Deflector shields that couldn't stop a thrown tennis ball and a transporter that can't beam people up without swapping their genitals. Just sayin', glad I rode with Geordi!
Hit the jump and treat yourself to a seizure.
Thanks to Evil Ares, who -- wanna help me test out my new Weed-Drive? Taco Bell, my treat!
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Note: Video of the get really high first is after the jump. This is a very worthwhile video of some room with a bunch of blocks in it that have been video-mapped and then projected with some crazy-ass eye candy. No, not just candy -- bacon. CANDIED BACON. Yes, candied f***i... / Continue →
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Fun for the whole family! (except children under 48") This is a picture of Japan's new Takabisha roller coaster at the Fuji-Q (NOT Suzie-Q) Highland amusement park near Mount Fuji. It features a 121-degree drop so, not only will you be ejected from your seat, but hit by the c... / Continue →

