Darwin, You Let Me Down Again: Idiot Moron Films Himself Getting Run Over By A Train
This is a video of some crazy Ruski (I can tell by the video quality and general disregard for life) who sets up a camera and then lies perfectly still between the train tracks while a locomotive (CHOO CHOO!) passes over him. Now I'm not saying dude doesn't have a lot to live for, but, yes, I am saying that. GET A F***ING HAMSTER, GOD! But seriously kids, please don't try this. I'd try it for you if I could, but sadly, I just don't have the balls for it. They'd get caught and dragged for sure.
Hit the jump for 1:00 of 'thank god there was no cow-catcher on that one'.
Worst Idea: Filming a Speeding Train Running Over You [gizmodo]
Thanks to Tomas, who considered doing this once before realizing he had an art farm at home that would go to shit if anything happened to him.