Damn You Brazen!: How To Steal A Laptop
This is a video of some jerk stealing a laptop out of some other dude's bookbag at the Oyster Boy restaurant in the Philippines (I haven't been yet). That's the laptop bookbag with the arrow pointing at it there. Basically the thief just sits down, uses his foot to pull the bag toward him, unzips it, grabs the laptop and skedaddles. Think 'Oceans 11' except with a single Asian kid. The suspect hasn't been caught though so if you have any information ("he looks Filipino!") you're encouraged to notify the authorities. What? Geekologie is huge in the Philippines! Also, my pants (sometimes I stuff my drawls with the website instead of a sock).
Hit the jump and skip to 1:30 to see the thief make his entrance.
Thanks to Richard, who once saw a man attempting to steal a laptop and yelled, "HELP, HELP I'M ON FIRE!!" like you're supposed to. I'm, uh, I'm not sure that's proper protocol.
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