Geekologie: Now With More Drunken Tweets

It took awhile (is Twitter dead already? I have no idea), but we were finally able to score the Geekologie Twitter page from whoever started it. It...
January 21, 2011

"Twin Suns Visible From Earth By 2012"?!

Pfft, you can already see thousands of suns every night! Some nutjob, probably high on telescope-cleaning fluid, is convinced Betelgeuse (the star, not the Tim Burton movie)...
January 21, 2011

TO THE EXTREME!: Midnight-Surfing

This is a short (but beautiful) video of Mark Visser surfing in the middle of the night in Maui with some sort of special lighting rig that...
January 21, 2011

Cookbook Review!: 'Cooking For Geeks'

[GW's Note: I've set the microwave on fire twice, this review is presented without commentary by my ladyfriend] Cooking for Geeks ($22) is not your typical, boring-ass...
January 20, 2011

Samsung Cell Phone's 'Fake Call' Feature

This is a shot from a Samsung cell phone's instruction manual (they still come with those?!) that explains how to make fake calls to "get out of...
January 20, 2011

Ashes To Ashes, Hot Water To...Dust?

Note: Video that you may have already seen is after the jump. Seen here looking colder than an Antarctic witch's nips, Youtube user samantha683 prepares to throw...
January 20, 2011

Video Camera Attached To Bow And Arrow

Seen here looking suspiciously like your uncle, Youtube user jerimiahjw went and attached little keychain cameras to arrows and shot them into the wild blue yonder. He...
January 20, 2011

Jurassic Park Theme Played 1,000% Slower

Note: The most romantic hour of audio to make sweet, prehistoric love to is after the jump. This is John Williams' iconic theme to Jurassic Park slowed...
January 20, 2011

Faceybooks: The Informational Graphic

Note: That's nowhere near the whole thing, Click HERE to see it all. This is an informational graphic all about the Faceybooks, which I basically only use...
January 19, 2011

PSA: Stay In School And Study Hard, Kids

This is a proposed warning to print in the front of science textbooks to remind children to take their educations seriously. Because, let's not kid ourselves --...
January 19, 2011

Enterprise Crew Testing New 'Acid Drive'

This is a short video of the USS Enterprise crew testing their new Acid-Drive. Granted it looks a lot more like an Ecstasy-Drive to me, but what...
January 18, 2011

The Trenta, Starbucks' New 31-Ounce Cup

Starting May 3rd, Starbucks will offer a 916mL (~31oz) 'Trenta' (Italian: stomach ulcer) cup for cold coffee dranks so you can finally score the double-shot of fatass...
January 18, 2011

Daddy Needs A Six-Pack: Whisky In A Can

Whiskey: it's brown and tastes like an antique rocking chair. *getting all teary-eyed* F*** I just love it so much. A Panama-based liquor company is producing whisky...
January 18, 2011

Pull My Finger!: Clever Gas Mask Ring Set

I have a German-issued gas mask that I keep on my bookshelf in case shit hits the fan and starts splattering everywhere and smelling all ooky. That...
January 18, 2011

Hot Wheels, Now With POV Video Cameras

Ever wondered what the little make-believe drivers in your Hot Wheels cars see when you race them through a loopty-loop or jump a trashcan filled with burning...
January 18, 2011

Damn You Brazen!: How To Steal A Laptop

This is a video of some jerk stealing a laptop out of some other dude's bookbag at the Oyster Boy restaurant in the Philippines (I haven't been...
January 18, 2011

OMG They're Cousins: X-Men Family Tree

Note: Full-res version of the tree HERE. This is a family tree (which is nowhere near as complicated as THIS behemoth) as created by illustrator Matt Stone...
January 18, 2011

Peepin' With The Fishies: See-Thru Boats

Ever wanted a clear canoe or kayak so you can see what's going down in the water below you? Personally I've always been too scared, especially if...
January 18, 2011

What, No Jacuzzi?!: Swiss Army Bathroom

A whole bathroom in a tidy little column, what will they come up with next? *Please say Everlasting Gobstoppers, please say Everlasting Gobstoppers* "No-wipe toilet paper". I'll...
January 17, 2011

Pac-Man Themed "Tag" Gameshow Coming?

Listen: just cancel it now and give me half the money you planned on spending. Because modern television knows no shame, Merv Griffin Entertainment is entertaining(!) the...
January 17, 2011

Too Far, You Went There: The TRON Audi R8

West Coast Customs teamed up with Monster Cables (WTF?!) to produce a TRON-themed Audi R8 because -- well -- I don't know why. Something about poor decision...
January 17, 2011