[Insert virus joke here]
This may or may not be older than the internet itself but it's hard to tell because those words look Russian and I happen to know they still use crappy old computers over there. I've been squinting trying to make out the date of death, which likes '91 or '99, but that could just be my eyes playing tricks on me. 'BOO!" Gaaaaaaah! -- you know I hate it when you scare me like that! Holy shit everything just went black.
MÃªme mort, un Geek reste un Geek! [passiongraph]
Thanks to myDITTO, who, exactly.