Sadly, cell phone jammers are illegal in the U.S. because this country believes in allowing the loudest, most annoying people to talk freely on their cell phones wherever they want -- usually right next to you. Which reminds me: I was at Target the other day stocking up on
Magnum Bazooka condoms and this lady stopped dead in her tracks to scream into her phone for a minute. You wanna know what I did? Waved down the nearest employee and told him she needs help finding enema bags. True story.
Disguised as a pack of cigarettes, the so-called "world's smallest cellphone jammer" disables a cluster of frequencies, mainly GSM and 3G signals within a 32-feet radiius -- turning crystal clear babbling into ear-splitting static. This could come in handy when trying to block out mommy from shouting at daddy for the umpteenth time. Price for quiet? $46.
In the U.S. cellphone jammers are illegal, with anyone caught with one punishable with a fine of $11,000 and up to a year in jail time.
Now, since they ARE illegal here, and the consequences are pretty hefty, I can't really recommend you go buy one for yourself. But I CAN recommend you go buy one for a friend and forget to ever give it to them. *wink* F*** I should go into politics.