This is a little gallery from the pages of a make-believe dictionary of video game idioms. Two of the ten are Zelda references, so it's instantly okay in my book. What's not okay in my book is wiping boogers between the pages. That's nasty. Grow up and eat them like a normal person.
Hit the jump for the rest of the words of wisdom.
Thanks to Randy K from Guyana, who only speaks in video game idioms and makes zero sense to stoopid noobs.