"Totally For Real" Zombie Destroys Campsite

Note: Must must must watch video of the sadness after the jump.
This is a local news report about a hunting camp in Louisiana that was allegedly ravaged by a zombie-monster. Admittedly, that picture does look totally for real.
The news comes from Baton Rouge LA news (NBC 33) and was reportedly taken on a reserve in Berwick near Morgan City. The anonymous submitter claims that the entire camp was destroyed, including the camera that snapped this picture, and the SIM card revealed the culprit.
You just have to watch the video to appreciate it. It's by far one of the saddest news reports I've ever seen, and not just because they START READING F***ING FACEBOOK QUOTES PEOPLE POSTED ABOUT THE IMAGE -- that was just the icing on the cake. God, and to think newscasting used to be a respectable profession. Blogging? Not so much. Hookin'? More than blogging.
Hit the jump for 1:45 of pure facepalming action.
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Thanks to Jessica, Rabbitinahat, Landon and eric, who've made realer pictures in Microsoft Paint.
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