The Truth Is Out: You Dirty, Facebook!
Mark Zuckerberg, you are a pervert! I don't care if you've already committed to giving most of your fortune to charity (although I do respect that), I always knew you made Facebook to meet (read: cyberstalk) girls! How's that going for you anyways? Just the one Asian lady? Pfffft -- even Tom has like three girlfriends and he's a loser! Plus into heroin. It's a hard fall from the top.
Cannot Be Unseen of the Day [thedailywh.at]
Thanks to Rev Dr Dom and Jacine, who're still convinced Amazon is a singles site.