This is a $60 hoodie from ThinkGeek that makes it look like you've just been attacked by a zombie and your brain's falling out the back of your head. The blood and slash effects aren't too realistic, but it's probably for the best since you don't actually want anybody calling the cops because, let's be honest, you've been drinking.
Hit the jump for a couple more shots of the carnage and a link to the product page.
Thanks to Melissa, who actually buys cow blood from the butcher and -- you know what? Just stop there, I don't even wanna know.