Sadly A Real Book: 'Farmville For Dummies'

Really? I thought it was for idiot-morons.
I unfriended and blocked everyone on my Facebook buddy-list that plays that shit a long time ago. It was like 200 people. What?! I know a lot of moms!
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Thanks to Nick, who left Mafia Wars for Farmville and made a New Year's resolution to leave Farmville for living a real f***ing life. I'm holding you to it, Nick.
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