Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold With A Bag Of Popcorn And A Netflix Subscription?

Allegedly some guy's girlfriend played with some other dude's wiener and he was all "not cool!" and they broke up. So what did he do? Logged into her Netflix account and rated movies until all her suggestions were about infidelity. Boy, you sure got her good! Sitting at the computer sobbing and meticulously rating movies to try to get The Scarlett Letter and Indecent Proposal to appear on the same page. Not what I would have done, but I reckon whatever helps you begin the healing process. You know what they say, "different strokes for different folks." Speaking of which -- your girlfriend and some other guy's junk. Too soon?
How a Betrayed Boyfriend Took Revenge On His Cheating Girlfriend, Using Netflix [gizmodo]
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