Predator Like You've Never Seen Him Before
The only GOOD kind of sexual predator.
Note: Full-res version HERE in case you want to print some out and send them as Christmas cards.
Hey, I didn't say it was anything you were gonna be happy about seeing, I just said you probably haven't seen a Predator like this before. So dreamy. I love the mottled skin, reminds me of all my friends at the old-folks home. Ha, did I say friends? I meant free lunch tickets. HAND OVER THE PUDDING GRANDMA OR IT'S A PILLOW TO THE FACE! Whoa whoa whoa -- you actually want me to smother you? Wow, that was so depressing I might actually need to sit down. You really dropped a bomb on me there, lady.
The Sexual Predator by Marco Mazzoni [cghub]
Thanks to Turbo The Mechanical Ape, who better stop beating those cymbals together before I tear his wind-up key off.
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