OMG -- He's Not A Real Dino!: Yoshi Mech
Didn't see that one coming. And to think I used to have a crush on the little guy! Just goes to show, you never know what a potential lover is hiding on the inside. Granted it's usually a penis taped between her buttcheeks, but in this case it's a bunch of gears and an even tinier mechanical Yoshi. Gaaaaah, I can't decide which is worse but I'm leaning towards not the penis thing!
Thanks to raficus and Blaqk Panda, who would rather ride on the short bus.