This 'Deep Space Fighter Bed' (which looks suspiciously like the lovechild of a TIE fighter and this Millennium Falcon bed) from PoshTots (PoshTots?! You've got to be f***ing kidding me!) costs $16,000 (although it does come with galaxy wall murals) and is just the thing to buy your child if you want them to grow up to be a self-entitled jerk.
Bring the drama of deep space dogfights to life with the Deep Space Fighter Bed and Galaxy Mural. Enjoy the nostalgia of intergalactic battle by teleporting your bedroom to the farthest reaches of your imagination and beyond...Your child can become the new hero of the galaxy and cherish their unique bed for generations.
Listen, the last thing I want to bring into the bedroom is the "drama of deep space dogfights" (or another man dressed as a woman). I don't need a bunch of atomic blasters and shit going off all night while I'm tryin' to get my beauty Z's. Which is exactly why I sleep with one of those "white noise" machines. No, no I don't. But I do sleep with the lights on because a ghost tried to touch my privates last night. "Uh, didn't you let him?" WELL OF COURSE I DID BUT THEN HE TRIED TO STEAL MY SOUL.
Hit the jump for several more shots of the of course I'm just jealous I can't afford one.
Thanks to gingerbreader and David76, who slept in the backseat of the family car growing up and turned out great. Didn't you, guys? Dammit, David -- are you eating shoelaces?