Naughty Santa And Polar Bear At Walmart.com
Get an igloo, God!
What, reindeer and elves not doing it for you anymore? Seen here about to ride the Polar Express to Plowtown on a bear wearing a scarf, Santa apparently decided to add himself to the naughty list this year. You krinky, Saint Nick! Which -- you didn't actually mean to leave the switches at my house last year, did you? That's what I was afraid of: sex toys.
Thanks to Sarah, who swears she saw Mrs. Claus getting down with a penguin in somebody's yard this year. NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
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