This is a nativity made entirely out of meat. Okay, and some hash browns and pretzel sticks. I particularly love how all the wise men are wearing tin-foil helmets. Star of Bethlehem: miraculous sign or alien spacecraft. Only baby Jesus knows for sure, and he's not talking. Not to me anyway. I mean seriously, how much praying to win the lottery is too much praying to win the lottery? "At all"? Woopsie daisy.
So awesome [sayuncle]
Thanks to Blaqk Panda, who tried to cut corners and use animal crackers for all the nativity beasts and ended up burning his house down.
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