This is a picture from San Jose, California somebody snapped of real-life Mario and Luigi walking down the street. As you can see, it looks like Mario wants to shove a red-shell up the photographer's ass. Luigi? He's probably ordering a pizza. Or sexy-talkin' Peach. "Remember that time we both took invincibility stars and did it on a giant mushroom? Yeah well mine wore off before yours and now my penis is fried."
Mario and Luigi IRL [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Ashley, who claims she once saw Bowser in real life. Ashley, you were tripping and that was a turtle, you're not fooling anybody.