How Video Game Designers Pick Characters
That's not true, I can list dozens of games with complex female characters. Take Princess Zelda for example. She counts, right? Plus her boobs aren't even that big. I mean in my dreams they're like double-Z's, but in the games she's probably a B-cup. And you know what? I'm cool with that. Granted not as cool as if she had to cart them around in a wheelbarrow, but still. And what about Samus Aran? I thought she was a dude the whole first game! And with the exception of when she's rocking the Zero Suit, her boobs are hidden behind a formless adamantium plate! (I'm just making shit up now). And who could forget those big-tittied wenches you had to have sex with to gain orbs in God of War? *daydreaming* What were talking about again?
How Video Game Makers Design Characters [jezebel]
Thanks to Shenanigans at least one of which would like to see more wiener in games. Hey I'm with you.
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Like this: creating a special team of characters that spell out a cute message. Alternatively, grow a pair of Poké Balls and ask her out to her face. Huh? What do you mean I'm being too harsh?! A wild WHINER appears. GW uses STFU and stop crying or I'll beat you. It's su... / Continue →
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Would also look good with two chest portals I'M JUST SAYIN'. This is a Weighted Companion Cube sweater hand-knit by Tumblr'er Monday. Personally, I like my lady's weighted sweater companions less cubey and more spherical. BOOBS I'M TALKING ABOUT BOOBS. I love them and I'm n... / Continue →
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Because these things have been pouring in like piss and toilet paper remnants out of a clogged commode, here's four different Mortal Kombat-related videos, in this order: 1. The first installment in series of live-action 'Mortal Kombat: Legacy' shorts. 2. Rejected Mortal Komb... / Continue →
