Hero No More (Did Dr. Wily Die?): Mega Man's Power Washing And Lift Service

What exactly is a lift service? Is that like a tow truck? Because I do need my neighbor's pedo-van towed again. Still, interesting business combo you've got there, Mega Man. But why only Canadian water? You know you're hurting business by not offering any imported options, right? Because I only get my driveway sprayed with ancient Antarctic glacier water. Besides, that Canadian water Mega Man's shooting doesn't even look like clean. It looks...milky. See where I'm going with this? I peed in the coffee pot in your break room!
Mega Man Only Uses Canadian Water [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Rygar, who may or may yes run a yo-yo repair shop and salon.
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The Navy, always looking for a more terrifying weapon, and a few good men "That's the Marines, moron." Oh. Let me start over. The Navy, who apparently doesn't accept contract kills by email even if you cleverly use an official looking email address like AdmiralGW.gov@gmail, is... / Continue →
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Note: This is only a few of the characters, click HERE to see the entire wide-ass graphic with a ton more sprite-y superheroes. DeviantARTist suzuran went and created this giant montage of Marvel characters as Mega Man/Mega Man bosses. I thought it was fairly impressive. Gra... / Continue →
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This is the $61 Mega Man arm cannon pillow and helmet being sold by E-Capcom. You just slip the pillow over your arm, put the helmet on so everybody knows you mean serious business, and NAP THE WORKDAY AWAY. My boss actually caught me napping at my desk on Monday and was like... / Continue →

