Great, They're Teaching Them Music: Robotic Quadrocopter Playing The Piano
Because roboticists hold nothing sacred (not even baby Jesus!), a team has managed to program a quadrocopter to play 'Jingle Bells' on the keyboard with its little dangling peener. Hey that's how I play too! aside, it's pretty disturbing to see. Also, painful to listen to. I had to watch the damn thing twice just to figure out what song it was trying to perform (if he'd played any slower you'd swear his parents were brother/sisterbots!). And speaking of performing -- what's the secret to being able to get it up at night when you're feeling amorous? NOT drinking a liter of bourbon? Yeaaaaaaah, that's not gonna work for me.
Hit the jump to walk in a robotic wonderland and an equally disturbing video of a quadrocopter "juggling".
Thanks to retroprofile (Junior Prophet of the upcoming robot Apocalypse) and Shenanigans, who'd rather listen to a neighbor's dog bark all night. Soothing, isn't it?
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