Baking: I'm not good at it. Wake-n-baking: I'm an allstar. But when I am doing some actual cooking I usually only cover myself with enough to protect my johnson from any scalding oil (typically a game-worn NBA athletic sock I've pre-stretched over a milk jug). But that's me. Maybe you want a Super Mario apron. Thankfully, Bethany Sew-&-Sew has you covered....with fabric!!!!!!!!1111 You have to contact her to actually get one made, but they each go for around $35 with $5 shipping. Plus you can get child sizes ($20) so your children can share in the baking fun! Don't have any children? Tie them to your cats! Don't have any cats? Steal a neighbor's! Don't have any neighbors? Move out of the woods before you're f***ed by a bear, crazy!
Bethany's Website (with a bunch of other superhero aprons as well)
Custom Kitchenwear of the Day [thedailywh.at]
This is 'Mario', a recent movie short by Joe Nicolosi shown at SXSW that reimagines Mario in real life (specifically, as an indie-movie). Granted that's not the most original concept, but the execution is top-notch (not to confused with side-notch, which is when you poke an ex... / Continue →
Note: Short (2:00) and long (10:00) versions of the video are both after the jump.
Mario, like most of us heroes, is an addict. Except instead of Flintstones vitamins and pinball, Mario is into the mushrooms. The hard stuff. Kidding, mushrooms aren't actually hard. They're... / Continue →
Well folks, whichever neighbor it is whose internet I was stealing before mine got connected finally caught on this morning. Thankfully, the cable guy just hooked mine up so I AM BACK ON THE INTERNETS BABY. GEEKOLOGIE LIFTOFF IN 3...2...1....PPSSSSSHOOOOOOOW!!
This is a Yos... / Continue →